Every
couple of days, on my way upstairs in the morning, I reach into my purse and
grab my wallet. It’s one of those that holds my checkbook, credit cards, bills
and coins – all purpose. You’d think I wouldn’t need yet another devise to
carry all my junk around, but I do. It’s called a purse, a handbag, a bag, or a
pocketbook (my late mother in law always used that one). Anyway, this morning
as I pulled the wallet out I spotted something brown in the bottom of my purse.
I plucked it up. It was a balled up cookie tissue – the kind you use to snatch
a free cookie at the bakery counter for your granddaughter who knows exactly
where they are in the grocery store. She grabs the cookie and hands me the tissue. There's never a trashcan near so into the BBB it goes.
So
then I wondered what else my BBB – that’s Big Brown Bag, Rhonda. Giggling. Well
– what an assortment! Let me list it for you.
Keys
– They love to hide at the very bottom in the far corner invoking my fury when
I’m in a hurry.
Free
Sample – Must have got this in the mail and thought it might serve in an
emergency. It’s a foil packet of hand lotion. Nivea. Remember when free samples
came in a size that actually thrilled you?
Coin purse – This was my mom’s. One of my sisters
probably gave it to her. It’s a nice one and I keep my business cards in it.
Gloves
– Yikes, two pairs. I’ve been wondering where they were. Small, knit, black and
perfect for driving which is why I stuffed them in there, I’m sure.
Tums
– Two of them in a little plastic bag. Had some tummy issues after a friend had
me try his brown beer. Ugh.
A
penny – I picked it up from the pavement in front of the dollar store
yesterday. Waiting for the good luck that’s supposed to come with it. “See a
penny, pick it up and all the day you’ll have good luck.”
Batteries
– In case my camera (NOT in my purse) runs out while I’m not taking pictures.
Hmmm.
Other
– Cheap, collapsible hair brush from the $ store, a pen, small notebook, big
weekly planner , a paper clip, two cotton swabs (???), contact lense cleaner in
a neat little brown holder, tissues (new and used, not the cookie kind), my cell phone (on – must
turn off), two aspirin in a little plastic bag, and Oriental Avenue. That last
one is a McDonald’s Monopoly game piece from our trip out west in July. Good
grief.
Boy,
I’m glad I grabbed my wallet this morning. Need to balance the checkbook and
then I’ve got some cleaning and tossing to do! My handy, ever-ready BBB
deserves it.
What’s
in your wall . . . handbag?
Ha! Well, I give you credit for having a BBB and not an OBW. Old Brown Wallet. That's what Mr. Schrock carries. Can you imagine? Year after year? Old. Brown. Wallet? :D
ReplyDeleteMine carries a "clip" and doesn't he love that thing? LOL I usually carry a favorite purse until it falls apart.
DeleteI'd say "everything but the kitchen sink, " would be my answer. :-)
ReplyDeleteJen, so how heavy could the sink be? Put it in there, girl. You never know when you might need one.
DeleteSusan, like yours, my husband doesn't carry a wallet but a large metal "wallet clip" where he keeps his cash and credit cards.
ReplyDeleteI like your purse. I like that shade of brown. I actually knew what BBB meant just by looking at the post's image. :-)
As for what's in my purse, let's see: my wallet, my keys, lip gloss, a compact, mints, a small notepad, a pen, and my cell phone. Not too much stuff, I guess.
Every woman carries something different in her purse or pockahbook, as some of my girlfriends say! Fun post. Be well, my friend.
Thanks for the visit, Janette. Yes, there are many ways to "pack it up" aren't there? I have a friend who packs an unbelievable amount of stuff in her fanny pack. I never worry when I'm with her - she'll have what I need in an emergency! LOL
DeleteWasn't there a TV show (or was it radio) where someone went around searching for one crazy thing in a woman's purse. Can't remember what happened when he found what he was looking for. Or maybe a prize for the craziest thing. Marion
ReplyDeleteCould be, Marion. I've always been envious of men who seem to have everything they need in one small wallet. What's with that??
DeleteIt's a mess... that's all I can offer out of embarrassment. I'm as unorganized in my purse as I am with everything else! Plus I bought a new one from a catalog and I wish I didn't. Not big enough, so it feels like everything goes down the toilet!
ReplyDeleteWe all have a mess somewhere, Cindy. Better your purse than your mind. Giggle.
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